How L.A. am I? Not really that L.A. at all but a few months ago when a hot little convertible zipped by me on Sepulveda, heading into the Valley, I noticed the license plate XXXTSY and the massive amount of fluffy blonde hair of the driver and I thought “Ooooh, porn star!”
So yesterday, when a bright yellow Ferrari (with the top down) flew past me (again on Sepulveda) and I saw the sexy tumble of auburn hair the driver kept fussing with at red lights, of course I thought she would be a supersexy xxx chick with highly inflated breasts. After a little bobbing and weaving in traffic I managed to get next to her at a stoplight. She turned her head to look in the mirror and eeeek. NOT A GIRL! NOT A GIRL! Big hairy moustache! Of course my first thought was still “Ooooh, porn star!”
What was really fun was watching all male drivers on the road try to get close to “her.” I got cut off more than once by a jeep that was darting in and out of traffic until it got up next to the little yellow car. I wonder if he was as shocked as I was.
When you start to think that every sexy “chick” in a sexy car near the San Fernando Valley (porn capital of the world), that’s a little too L.A.
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Go to the Vons shopping center parking lot on Tuesday nights and you'll get your eyeful of porn industry types. They do "Porn Star Karaoke" at Sardo's every week.
Not that I would know anything about this. Or have friends that have actually been to it. Nope. I read about in City Beat.
We always seem to run out of milk or juice on Tuesdays. Hmmmm.
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